A FISHERMAN'S TALE:

One night a lady decided to go fishing for Sea Trout on the River Spey . She found what she believed to be the perfect spot, set up her tackle and began to enjoy her adventure. It was a dark night, there was little moonlight and everywhere was pitch black.

Suddenly she got a sudden take and her line shot off across the river at high speed. "Wow", she thought to herself "I must have a good fish on here" and still her line sped straight across the river. But then .... to her amazement ..... it climbed out of the water, up the bank and proceeded to run along the far side of the river!

After a minute or so she realised she hadn't caught a good fish but had in fact hooked a Mink which was running along, heading for Boat of Garten!